This is a warning message for all my readers.
I learned of a terrible threat to tourist safety in Australia yesterday (Australia Day). DROP BEARS!!
These vicious beasts hide up in trees and wait for innocent campers to set up camp below one of their branches. They lull them into a false sense of security be remaining quiet and biding their time. THEN THEY STRIKE!
They launch themselves off the tree branch and land on the unsuspecting campers. If the crushing blow is not enough to kill you, the drop bears proceed to claw off yo face.
Don't get these beasts confused with koalas (they look very similar)...THEY ARE DANGEROUS AND BLOODTHIRSTY! NOT CUTE, CUDDLY MARSUPIALS!!!!!
So remember, while in Australia, LOOK UP. AND STAY SAFE!!
THIS. IS. TERRIFYING. NOW I DON'T WANT TO GO AUSTRALIA.
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