I feel like I'm in the Day After Tomorrow. Oh and it's Tomorrow alright. But seriously what is with all these massive snowstorms I've been hearing about?
I'm glad I don't have to deal with those. But the weather here is crazy too! It makes me want to break out my bicycle, paint my face green, ride around on a tornado and mutter, "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!" Basically what I'm trying to say is that it is REALLY REALLY WINDY (and that is actually an understatement)
On my way to class today there was such a large gush of wind that I actually couldn't move forward. I was taking steps but the wind was playing Mother May I? and it hadn't told me that I could go.
So my verdict is the world is probably ending. One can only hope to be the John Cusack character in the movie 2012 because he manages to save his kids and get the girl.
My End of the World Advice
1. stock up on water and foods that won't spoil--like Twinkies
2. remember you must always shoot the zombie IN THE HEAD!!!
3. don't enter large cities
4. try to get on a giant spaceship/boat that can somehow survive the end of the world
hope this helps
5. Don't ride into a zombie infested city on a horse.
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