Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been merrily getting in the holiday spirit in the comfort of my own home. I thought I'd maybe even have a death-scare free winter break. It was going well for about 4 days.
It all started tonight, Christmas Eve. I was getting ready to go to church and I needed to blow dry my hair so that it didn't freeze (literally) outside. [wet hair+cold weather=almost certain death]
So I get my hairdryer out of my bag and plug it in and turn it on. It was making this clunking noise. Cha-chunk cha-chunk. That seemed pretty strange so I turned it off and reset it then turned it back on. SPARKS STARTED FLYING OUT OF IT AND ACROSS MY ROOM! I have kinda slow reflexes so it took a minute to turn it off and there were sparks just sitting on my floor. But they burned out before I could throw water on then.
My Christmas Eve almost ended with fire, destruction, and doom.
Here's a song to sum it up.
LET IT SPARK (to the tune of let it snow)
Oh the hair dryer is broken
It is making an awful clunk'n
And since the bathroom is dark
Let it spark! let it spark! let it spark!
Now the hair dyer is popping
And the sparks are sure not stopping
The knob is turned past its mark
Let it spark! let it spark! let it spark!
When I finally turn it off
Sparks are alight on the floor
The dryer dies with a cough
Its life is no more!
I'm trying to stop the fire
But the flames still grow higher
This really sucks I remark
Let it spark! let it spark! let it spark!
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