I am currently a Vomit Monster

So I am actually sick today and was sick yesterday as well.  And I'm not very good when I'm sick...I either get really crazy and make absolutely no sense or I just look really pathetic and like death is on my doorstep.

But I would currently describe my state of being as: THE VOMIT MONSTER

Luckily this state of being will most likely not result in my death.  But it certainly feels like it will at the moment.

I'm going to return to the Vomit Monster Cave (aka the bathroom).

So I'll leave you with the wise words of my dear friend, "Don't vom on me, Toots!"