Black Friday Scare

I'm sure many people are probably dying after nearly being trampled at the stores yesterday, or from spending too much.  But my own personal Black Friday scare has nothing to do with shopping...it has to do with bleeding to death

I thought I would be safe yesterday by staying on campus, far away from the shopping insanity.  Boy was I wrong.  I was just minding my own business, typing one of my three papers that are due at the end of break (yes those are probably killing me as well, but let's not talk about school work because that just makes everyone depressed), and I looked down and my keyboard was bloody!

So of course I began to freak out and search for the gaping wound which must have somehow magically appeared from me sitting on the couch because I hadn't moved all day.  And I look at my fingers and they're all bloody as well (hence the blood on the keyboard)

You know when you have a finger that is bleeding and so you attempt to stop the bleeding by sticking it in your mouth?  Well you may not do that, but I do that, and I did that.

And my BLOOD TASTED LIKE STRAWBERRY JAM!

Then I remembered I had eaten a strawberry poptart not long before and the world made sense again!  (although apparently I'm a messy eater)

And now things have come full circle and I'm eating a poptart again.  Only this time it's hot fudge sundae so there will be no confusion.