So I can't decide whether Web MD is the best or worst thing ever created. I mean how often does someone who actually has a serious illness find out about it from Web MD? I'm not trying to be sarcastic here, I actually have no idea.
I bet doctors also experience a love/hate relationship with it. I mean they probably are getting more patients and more patients means more MONEY! But those same patients are probably the most annoying creatures in the world. If they are anything like me then they cough once and are convinced they are dying. Then the doctors have to waste their time reassuring patients who KNOW FOR A FACT they have a terminal illness.
So here's my list of symptoms for today and what Web MD says I have.
1. headache (normal throbbing ache)
2. goopy eyes (obviously I'm not using the most technical of terms)
3. dry hacking cough (GROSS)
According to Web MD there are 20 possible options. I don't want to list them all but here are my favorites (and by favorites the ones that will most convince me I am dying)
1. Comon cold (dun dun dun)
2. Meningitis
3. Tuberculosis (when they did my TB test that little bubble they inject in you went away like it's supposed to and then after my check up it came back! NO JOKE! they said it was fine...Web MD seems to think otherwise...)
4. Dementia
5. Schizophrenia
And believe me, the other options are no less grim...
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