You Can Call Me Tweak

I should have minded the advice of Goldilocks and found the "just right" amount of caffeine.  But no, I have an inability to strike a balance, and that will probably be the death of me.

Take caffeine for an example:

As you know Tyra has my soul making me a shell of a human.  (if you don't know this here's the LINK)  But caffeine gives me that life-like spark.  That's how I keep functioning in this world without people recognizing me for what I truly am.

When I don't have caffeine it is very clear that I'm a Tyra zombie.  And people are afraid of zombies because they eat brains.  And people don't generally like having their brains eaten.  So they hit the zombies with a baseball bat, shoot them, or whatever else that is destructive in the head.  Well that's okay for zombies because they are dead and can't feel.  BUT I am not dead, just soulless, so if people recognized my zombie-like behavior they might attack me and it would hurt. A LOT.

So I drink coffee.  Only problem is I usually overestimate. Like today.

Halfway through class (after finishing a giant coffee) I started to REALLY feel the effects.  I went from having no life to BAM! super human amount of energy. 

Then began the eye twitching!  I don't think there is anything I hate more than when I start twitching.  I feel like my brain is being short circuited by some evil alien that has taken up residence in my head and wants to use my body to take over the world but hasn't quite figure out all the knobs and buttons in the control room.  

 I tried to casually rub my eye to maybe get it to stop.  But of course that never works.  So I began furiously rubbing it to the point that I almost fell out of my chair.  Then people started staring at me, making the eye twitch worse.

In the end I held my eye open by physical force so it couldn't twitch anymore.

Thus I am doomed to either being hit in the head with a baseball bat and other forms of blunt force trauma, or eye twitching.  But at least I (hopefully) won't be mauled by a bear.  (Because we all know that's really what happened to Goldilocks)